This dress answers the question: 

What would the city with more art per square foot than any other city do with polka dots?

First answer:

Make American critic and composer

Virgil Thomson sound smart.

Second answer:

Quite a bit, it seems.

I was taking an afternoon stroll on Via Porta Rossa, watching out for Vespas and tourists on Vespas, when I spotted this in the window.

Displaying an immense amount of poise, I waited a full ten seconds before walking in without colliding with the woman who dashed in ahead of me.

Polka Dot Ruffle Dress (No. 7264). The mood is 1960s mod in this sunny sheath dress made from easy-to-wear stretch poly crepe. Center back zipper. Falls below the knee. Poly lining. And since you already have wit and poise, social rivals will soon know where they stand. Imported.